史上最强中国式英语

go and look!走着瞧

good good study,day day up好好学习天天向上

No Mao ze dong ,no new china没有毛泽东没有新中国

go a head! 去个头！

People mountain peole sea!人山人海

give you some color see see!!给你点颜色看看

no three no four 不三不四

no money no women no good（哈，这是谁说的）

we two who and who？我们俩谁跟谁

dog days狗日的

poor light egg穷光蛋

　　

if you tiger me ,i will mountain you如果你唬我我就煽你

you dont bird me,I dont bird you你不鸟我我也不鸟你

full clear ten big cool punishment满清十大酷刑

love his mother who who who爱他妈谁谁谁

KILL ONE POLICE HUNDRED杀一警百

i s h i t love you我便爱上了你

banana fish相交于

f u c k do system操作系统

horse horse tiger tiger马马虎虎

fish yes于是

your grandmas legs你奶奶个腿

King eight egg***

5 talks, 4 beauties & 3 loves五讲四美三热爱

give me take down!给我拿下

WATCH SISTER 表妹

your grandmas bear你奶奶个熊

yellow fly red黄飞鸿

red face know to me红颜知己

American Chinese not enough美中不足

pig wood wolf house bee!珠慕朗玛峰

You really have two down sons你真有两下子

round son egg原子弹

chicken gun ice机枪兵

water sex poplar flower水性杨花

How are you? 怎么是你？

How old are you? 怎么老是你？